Woman: Hey there. Orlando, right? How’s the cleaning going?
Orlando: Pretty good. I was just checking the outflow levels.
Woman: Really? How are they? Hey—do you want a drink? I make great drinks. Let me get you a drink.
Orlando: I’m okay. Besides, I need both hands to skim the water for dirt.
Woman: Wow, I never noticed. Your muscles. They’re so…so defined. So sculpted. So powerful.
Orlando: Oh, this stuff? (holds up chemical). Yeah, it’s pretty potent, it’ll kill most of the debris. Not the big ones though. It doesn’t kill the leaves (laughs).
Woman: Um, yeah. Hey—is it just me, or is it hot out here? (takes off robe revealing bikini). Wow. It is really hot today. Hot, hot, hot. Hot.
Orlando: Yeah, that’s why I decided to mesh the external humidifier with the internal evaporator. I mean, it’s not necessary, but it’ll help your pH levels.
Woman: Yeah…well, uh…did I mention that my husband is out of town? He won’t be back until late tonight. That’s hours from now. Hours.
Orlando: Really? Damn. I need someone to help me remove this filter grating. It’s a two-person job.
Woman: Oh. Well…I guess…I could try to help?
Orlando: Great! You should probably put some clothes on, though. This thing’s filthy.
Woman: Okay.
Orlando: And it smells like shit.