Floating Eyeball
Girl: Ever since that giant floating eye started following us around I don’t feel so comfortable anymore.
Boy: Yeah, me neither. I wouldn’t worry about it too much, though. They’re literally everywhere nowadays and they don’t actually do anything except look at things.
Girl: So you think it’d be okay if we…you know, do it…right now? It’s been so long.
Boy: I guess so. It’s still a little off putting that it follows us everywhere…and…watch this just for a second…no matter which way I look at it…or move…around it…are you watching this…it still…follows me…
Girl: It’s been over a week now and nothing’s happened. Do you really think they’re that bad?
Boy: No, I don’t. Only about one in twelve alien races these days is hostile. So, statistically speaking, it was just sent here to research our culture.
Girl: Hey, look, it found my mirror and now it’s just staring at itself. Do you think it’ll—
Boy: HEY YOU, EYEBALL!
Girl: It didn’t move.
Boy: Okay quick, get undressed.
