Ancient Greek Match.com
hottiewidaboddie9: im so excited to meet you tomoro. how will i no its u?
ZeusGodOfThunder: I shall be the almighty God brimming with an unearthly light and carrying many lightning ...
Rejection Letter
Dear Brent,
It is with sincere regret that I must inform you that I cannot go out with you. Though dinner on Saturday sounds enticing, I am unable to accept ...
TV Commercial
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Oedipus Complex
According to Freudian theory, all boys unconsciously desire to murder their fathers and sleep with their mothers.
– Listen, son. I know what you’re going through.
– Dad what are you talking about?
– Your mother. I felt the same way about my mammy when I was your age.
– Not this again.
– I’m not angry. Your mother is very desirable. A busty woman.
– Jesus, Dad. This was gross when I was ten. I have a family now.
– I’ll bet you want to squeeze them. Bat ‘em around a bit. We Freuds love to squeeze.
– Ok kids, time for grandpa’s nap.
– You’ll never murder me! I am immortal.
| Nice Jacket | Dodo Extinction |
| Math Problems | At the Movies |
| The Genius of Podd | Walt Disney |
| Warren Buffett | Bitch-Seat for XBOX |
| Top Amusement Park Rides, 1930 | Motown |
