After I started using Viagra, people at work sure noticed the difference, but they had trouble pinpointing exactly what had changed:
John: Hey, Bill. You look different…did you get a haircut?
Me: Nope.
John: Well I told you to get a haircut last week–you’re fired!
Lyle: Bill, you look fantastic. Is the missus pregnant again?
Me: No, but with my new Viag–
Lyle: Listen, I got your wife pregnant. I’m so sorry.
Jessica: I hear the wife is pregnant!
Me: I think there’s been a mistake–
Jessica: I was talking to Lyle.
Wendy: Bill, you have an enormous erection. Is it because of my new breasts?
Gary: Bill, I see you’ve started using Viagra!
Me: I’m surprised you noticed.
Gary: Well you look a lot fatter.
Me: Fatter in the penis?
Gary: Actually, no.
Fantastic article.Much thanks again.