Me: Hello, I’m here to catch the midnight train to Georgia.

Station Manager: Well, it will be here in one minute. It’s 11:59.

Me: Okay, I’ll wait.

Station Manager: So, where are you headed?

Me: Georgia.

Me: (whistles)

Station Manager: (looks at his watch)

Me: Is the train here yet?

Station Manager: Oh. It’s 12:01. You just missed it.