George Bush:  Good afternoon. On my orders the United States military has begun coordinated attacks against Al Qaeda terrorist training camps and the dune buggy production factories of the Taliban regime in Afghanistan.

Dick Cheney: Sir, talk about the oil 

George Bush: And I promise you that we will soon own all the dune buggies that Osama has kept from us. 

Dick Cheney: Sir, the oil….

George Bush: We need their oil to run our dune buggies 

American People: *cheering*