All Natural #


Issue Editor: HJH ’19
Art Editor: OJ ’20
Date: February 2019


I am coming to you live from my shoddily crafted hut mere inches from the rising tide. Did you know that the melting of ice sheets could increase sea levels by a meter or mor–oh shit a seagull just took my conch fritters. God damn it. Yeah, another round of fritters over here? Thanks.