The Celebration #

Issue Editor: RIP ’09
Art Editor: DNA ’10
Date: November 2008

What up, shawwwdy—ahem—shorty? I couldn’t help notice you were checking out my cover. Yeah, there’s a pig on top of a staircase wearing a party hat, pretty sick, whatever. My name’s Celebration #, but people call me Mr. Empty-Tic-Tac-Toe-Board. I don’t believe I caught your name . . .Barf Dog?! What?