Beeep. Damnit, seems I missed you again, somehow. You know for someone lonely and desperate enough to order a prototype sex robot from a yellowpages robotics studio, you sure are out of the house a lot. And I know we advertise being 100% discrete in our deliveries and such, but if you’re not gonna take the time to be there to sign for the package, then we’re not gonna keep our side of the deal neither. These things are way too dangerous to just leave on the doorstep. Give us a call back. Let us know a good time for you that we can deliver your robot. Hope you haven’t ditched town for good or killed yourself or anything, cause there was actually a problem with your Diners’ Card over the phone. We’re gonna need a check upon delivery. Anyway, give us a call back. Hope you had a good Christmas Larry.