Fryguy711: hello.
Fryguy711: is there any1 on here?
Tyler_newsome: hello!
Fryguy711: hello!
Fryguy711: what r the odds?
Fryguy711: A guy named tyler newsome actually installed my internet.
Tyler_newsome: I installed everyone’s internet.
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Fryguy711: hey tyler
Tyler_newsome: hey fryguy
Fryguy711: who should i call if my dial-up is acting funky?
Tyler_newsome: um
Tyler_newsome: im actually not on here to do IT stuff
Tyler_newsome: im on here for fun
Fryguy711: oh ok
Tyler_newsome: yeah sorry
Tyler_newsome: 508 – 228 – 6184
Fryguy711: thanks tyler.
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Fryguy711: i saw a guy at the store today
Fryguy711: he had a shirt that said Captain Internet on it
Fryguy711: i wonder if he’s on the forum
Tyler_newsome: he’s probably from out of town
Fryguy711: yeah probably
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Cptn_Internet: Hello, it is I, Captain Internet!
Fryguy711: Oh, hello
Fryguy711: welcome to the forum
Tyler_newsome: who made you captain?
Tyler_newsome: of the internet?
Tyler_newsome: that doesn’t seem real
Cptn_Internet: its just a nickname
Cptn_Internet: i made it up
Fryguy711: cool nickname
Cptn_Intenrnet: I like urs too, Fryguy!
Tyler_newsome: yeah i guess its kinda cool for a nickname
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Cptn_Internet: Hey Fryguy, me and my buds were gonna play frisbee later
Cptn_Internet: at jetties beach
Cptn_Internet: wanna come
Fryguy711: frisbee? I love frisbee! Yes!
Tyler_newsome: can i come 2?
Cptn_Internet: um
Cptn_Internet: sorry Tyler.
Cptn_Internet: we only have enough frisbees for so many people to play
Cptn_Internet: 🙁
Tyler_newsome: ok.
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Jessica_: hey Fryguy
Fryguy711: oh hi
Jessica_: i’m a local girl who just got internet
Jessica_: i’m really pretty
Jessica_: we should take Cptn_Internet out
Fryguy711: what? take him out?
Jessica_: he’s not really the captain of the internet
Jessica has logged out
Tyler_newsome has logged in
Tyler_newsome: hey what’s up
Fryguy711: hey u just missed Jessica
Tyler_newsome: oh the pretty girl who just got internet
Fryguy711: yeah she seems cool
Fryguy711: she has the same IP address as you actually
Tyler_newsome: did she say anything about Captain Internet?
Tyler_newsome: I bet she would hate captain internet
Fryguy711: yeah
Fryguy711: hey tyler?
Fryguy711: are you Jessica?
Fryguy711: did u make up jessica?
Cptn_Internet: i think he did
Tyler_newsome: no i didnt
Cptn_Internet: jessica was def a dummy account.
Tyler_newsome has logged out.
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Fryguy711: hey check this out guys
Fryguy711: u can create private threads inside the forum
Cptn_Internet: cool, add me!
Fryguy711 has created a private thread
Tyler_newsome: Add me 2
Tyler_newsome: ???
Tyler_newsome: r u guys already in the private thread?
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Jessica_ has logged in
Fryguy711: oh hey Jessica
Fryguy711: hop in our private thread
Jessica_: i miss you Fryguy =]
Fryguy has added Jessica_ to private thread “CHAT 2”
Jessica_: im horny 4 u fryguy
Fryguy711: im horny 4 u 2 jessica
Cptn_Internet: I am horny for you as well, Jessica.
Jessica_ has added Tyler_newsome to private thread “CHAT 2”
Tyler_newsome: hey guys
Tyler_newsome: i can see the whole old history of the thread
Tyler_newsome: you guys were saying really mean stuff about me
Fryguy711: jessica wtf
Tyler_newsome: i was actually jessica the whole time
Tyler_newsome: u were horny for me
Tyler_newsome: u were always horny for me
Cptn_Internet: no we werent
Cptn_Internet: we were horny for jessica
Cptn_Internet: i bet shes on a different forum.
Cptn_Internet has left private thread “CHAT 2”
Fryguy711: jessica? R u still horny jessica?
Jessica_: yes, fryguy. Yes i am
