– Woo wooo  eeh  ahhh  wooo  *feeds on stems*.

– There he is, what a specimen. 

  *Larry becomes enraged*

– WOOO EEEH AHH AHH AHH WOOO O  *thunk*

 Zoo, four years later. 

– Larry, Larry, look at me Larry, you sad little ape.  It’s not so bad here.  We got your plush animals right here, you love them don’t you?  You get nine hours of sleep every night, all the food you could ever ask for.  We stopped pumping gorilla-in-distress noises into your cell.  But we’re very clever here, we know what an ape like you needs.  Look Larry we’ve brought a girl ape for you 

 Man in an ape suit enters the cage. 

*Grinning* ooh oooh  ooh