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Pieces
My Piece About What It Would Be Like If I Wrote A Piece for the FYC #
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CDL '21 • October 2020
– What started out as a frankly disgusting case of unbelievable obesity had snowballed into a…
My Diwali
SAB '24 •
Diwali is a festival of lights that occurs in either October or November and is one of the major fe…
TV Salesman
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ZDG '20 • October 2020
Bread the TV Salesman started the day like any other: with a hot cup of coffee and a curse to his m…
City Nights, 3029
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GPCP '22 • May 2022
It’s Saturday night, and I’m looking for trouble. Shades. Scowl. Leather jacket in all …
Staring Contest
ghost • June 2020
Today is the big day I prove to everyone down by the pond that I’m tough enough to be here, a…
Barbershop Quartet
ZDG '20 • January 2020
Lead: Fellas, meet the new fifth member of our quartet–Tom! Bass: Swell to meet ya Tom! Bar…
Lawnmower
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MAS '18 • December 2020
Want to stop mowing your lawn like a quivering pussy? Then shut the fuck up and buy the GRASS-FUCKE…
Date Ideas
1
LRK '21-'22 • November 2020
-Tap Dancing Summer Intensive-Battle it out in a kite flying competition-Try lettuce for the first …
Package Delivery FAQ
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JGB '25 •
Q: I had issues receiving the correct product. What should I do? A: Name which of the following sc…
The Nantucket-Canterbury Medieval Faire
PKS '21-'22 • May 2020
Renaissance Faire season coincides with whaling season, which means most people do not know about t…
Crying in the Rain
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BWM '19-'21 • October 2020
And I mean yeah they can’t see you cry in the rain, but shit right through your pants? People…
Lifeguarding
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MAG '21-'22 • December 2018
Lifeguard: (sips smoothie) I’m just saying: if your kid was “drowning in the deep end&r…
Fortune Teller Comix
MAK '21 • January 2021
Chaz's Adventures in Wonderland
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EAT '24 •
So I was sitting all up in this tree with my Tinder and I saw this white rabbit. And like, that ass…
Ice Gun
MFP '23-24 • September 2021
- You know that I love and support you, right? - Of course. - And that goes for anything, includi…
Run To End Lung Cancer
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JLN '21-22 •
Me: The runners, they’re all...? Ref: All terminally ill lung-cancer patients. Me: Oh…
Inspired Musings
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BWM '19-'21 • December 2020
Scientists say that the murder rate goes up when there is a full moon. But so does the rate of peop…
Lobotomy
97
GPCP '22 • January 2022
I sit down at the lunch table with a pruning saw and a smile. “Well, boys, I finally did it. …
1999
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JLG '21 • May 2021
At the end of the millennium people started acting weird. January -The “Euro” is intr…
Prisoner’s Dilemma
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EBC '22-'23 • November 2019
Sitting handcuffed in the interrogation room, I started to sweat. They had the room at a cool 65, b…
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