Man in Rags: Spare some change?
Employee: Sure thing.
Man in Rags: Thank you. You’re a good man (looking at Employee ID) David Stein.
Employee: Wait, are you… Bill Gates?
Man in Rags: Uhhhm…no. I am just a random homeless person.
Employee: You’re Bill Gates!
Employee 2: Woah. Is that Bill Gates pretending to be a homeless person?
Man in Rags: Is this, is this bad?
Employee 3: Hey everyone! Bill Gates dressed up as a bum so he can see who’s generous!
Man in Rags: Oh, god.
Employee 4: Give your money to homeless Bill Gates so he thinks you’re a good person!
Man in Rags: Wait, no.
Employee 5: Employees of Microsoft! Do not give your money to any homeless people besides Mr. Gates!