The Harvard Lampoon

SAB '24 •

Alright Officer, so there I am walking down Main Street with my groceries when I see this guy layin…

ZPH '12 • February 2010

… is like any other, especially the kind where one partner steals from the other, day after …

ENO '21 • April 2020

Uncle: Hey, Martin! Martin! Sit with me! Martin: I gotta get on my plane. Uncle: Where’re y…

KMM • February 2010

– I was the one who kind of initiated the tradition of everyone hugging each other at the end…

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JLN '21-22 • October 2020

- First time? - Yeah. Gotta pay rent somehow. - &…

The Woods

JLN '21-22 • November 2019

I bring you out here at the end of summer every year. You notice that? My father did the same. My f…

YMC '21-'22 • January 2022

“I understand your pain. I’ve gone through the same thing”:– the woman wa…

Dear President

HJH '19 • October 2019

Dear President, My name is Bradley and I am 8. I’m from Ohio and my mom won’t let me p…

Street Fight

MAG '21-'22 • October 2020

Biker #1: You shouldn’t have knocked that drink out of my hand in there. Now you’re gon…

My PG Movie

PKS '21-'22 • May 2023

‘PG’ stands for ‘Parental Guidance.’ I know all about this because I am an …

Midnight Train

AJ '18 • December 2020

Me: Hello, I’m here to catch the midnight train to Georgia. Station Manager: Well, it will b…

FOD '24 • December 2021

We had barely started the road trip when we started seeing the signs advertising the ‘World&r…

MAG '21-'22 • February 2019

Me: Hey Sarah Me: Hey Me: Hey Sarah Me: Hey Sarah, sorry. Me: I didn’t realize hitt…

MFP '23-24 • July 2021

Dear Parent, If you are receiving this note it means that your child has been enrolled in my class…

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