Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019
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As seen in: Mutually Assured Destruction #

Our sex dolls are here to provide a story. Fulfill a fantasy. Re-fill a hole. Each doll comes with a personalized back story and a 25-minute biopic detailing their most intimate fears. They’re all scared of falling for the wrong guy.
 
Do you miss the country? Open fields and farmhouses with tornado bunkers full of moonshine? A woman in a gingham dress? A naked child swaddled in gingham sheets? Shirley is all that, and so much more.
 
Or try Jessica. She has breasts with refillable milk and a Masters in anthropology. She’ll stay up late to finish her dissertation, and you can finish onto her completed presentation slides. Jessica won’t say a word about it.
 
Our newest model, Sylvia, is our standard build but with real human hair. Consider those horse allergens solved. Don’t let her near water or a stiff gust of wind.
 
For our shyer guests, Christine is perfect for any guy or girl who doesn’t like to kiss on the lips.
She’s a party girl who had bad acne for most of her teen years. She comes with a secret bonus hole for users to find and explore.
 
Anna knows what it means to be a mother.
 
Our dolls won’t and can’t judge. At worst, our dolls with voice boxes will repeat everything you say back to you. Specificity is our specialty, and trust us, you can taste the difference.

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Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019
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