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Fall '25
The Lampoon's Fall 2025 parody of the Harvard Crimson
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Snoopy's B-Plot
The POW! # • by LKN '25
It’s Saint Patrick’s Day, and CHARLIE BROWN and HIS FRIENDS are searching for four-leaf shamrocks. But, every shamrock Charlie pulls turns out to be a regular rock...
Profile: Dirt Bike Baby
The POW! # • by HTM '26
Some say that the most unusual thing about Dirt Bike Baby is his dirt bike...
Triage
The POW! # • by CLHC '26
Reverse PTSD
The Posthumous Writings of B.R. Tanglord # • by GMB '28
Bullets fly all around me. One hits me in the arm. Oh, God. I feel a DSTP flashback coming on. I'm about to be tortured by a memory of normal civilian life...
Grief Counselor
Entirely Secret & Completely Optional # • by RB '26
Pete has been struggling to find work ever since he had the optional surgery that removed his ability to understand subtlety...
Mc Carthy In Hell
The POW! # • by HTM '26
Wait! Don’t throw me in the fire...
Lampoon Investigates Was Nam Really That Bad?
The POW! # • by SEH '26
When this reporter first learned about the Vietnam War...
Sound Syndrome
The POW! # • by RSA '25
My wife can’t stand me now because whenever I try dirty talk...
80-Year-Old Virgin
The Posthumous Writings of B.R. Tanglord # • by BDL '26
You might be wondering: how? Was I unattractive...
Post-Presidency
The POW! # • by HTM '26
Typically, presidents near the end of their term are worried about how they’ll be remembered.I’m much more worried about finding my next job...
War Horse
The POW! # • by SEH '26
War Horse is very fast and strong. He is good Horse...
Dear Arnold
The POW! # • by DKN ’27
Everyone we know died of STDs...
Deep Cuts
Goin’ West
Sets in the West # • by DRM '18
Uh oh. I did it again. Fell asleep after all the kids got on the bus, so now I gotta get all these m...
Stars
One Last Dance # • by NGH '23
-Wow, you’re right, stargazing is pretty cool.
-Stare long enough, and apparently you start to see ...
Grief Counselor
Entirely Secret & Completely Optional # • by RB '26
Pete has been struggling to find work ever since he had the optional surgery that removed his ability to understand subtlety...
One for the Road Comix
Suburbia # • by MIC '26
Missy Manners
Classics # • by ghost
Okay, so you’re in the cafeteria. They’re serving peas. The boy across from you is throwing peas lik...
Obituary
The Unstoppable March # • by MAG '21-'22
If you would’ve told me yesterday that I’d be writing an obituary for the guy in this photo, I wou...
My First Real Piece Ever
The ▵S=Sf – Si = ∫dQ/T # • by DJL '20
This is not a real piece, just my observation about pieces, and I am a human writing this, a perfect...
Rare
Once in a Blue Moon # • by HJH '19
Some things are less rare than you think.
Winning the Lottery
My friend Rigley won the lottery yes...
Mall Santa
For Your Consideration # • by JPW '21
Beep. Beep. Beep. 5:15 AM. I sigh.
I brew my morning coffee and catch up on the news — just drone s...
r/women Comix
README # • by AMC '23
Escape Room
README # • by MFP '23-24
— (To microphone in the corner of the room) Excuse me? We’re stumped. Could we get a hint?
— (Over ...
Therapy
The Mental Health Issue # • by OMA '24
Okay, Nathan. Now tell me what you see in this picture.
That’s a headshot of you, but your neck ...