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Imaginary Friends #

Imaginary Friends #

This issue is not real, but merely a figment of your imagination...

Suburbia #

This is the Suburbia # because I grew up in the suburbs, and also because the only thing I’m afraid ...

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Our parody guide to Harvard's punch process.

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Conditional Love

Imaginary Friends # • by EB '24

Would you still date me if I had feet for hands...

README # • by SMR '25

Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned...

From the Creators of "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!"

Suburbia # • by LKN '25

“I Can Totally See This Being Mayonnaise” Margarine “It’s For My Windshields” Lubricant “Look! A L...

Suburbia # • by EAT '24

Growing up in the 70’s was crazy…Bell-bottoms, Reagan was an actor… The thing that defined the 70s f...

Suburbia # • by VG

For our anniversary, my husband Thomas got me a new sink. It’s almost as if he’s trying to test me...

The Quixotic # • by RYSL

The national draft is underway, and as an amputee I’m terrified of active combat. Thankfully, I’m in...

Next in Line Comix

The Quixotic # • by MIC '26

Imaginary Friends # • by BJS ’25

Hey, Dave? You know that unicorn piñata...

Suburban Journaling

Suburbia # • by JKF '25

On summer nights, I would sit by the train tracks. There wasn’t much to do around town except go to ...

Suburbia # • by CYL '26

Most people move to Hogtown for the good public schools. They either come for that or Larry the 2,0...

New Best Friend

The Quixotic # • by SEH '26

This guy Brian showed up in my shower last night. The water wasn’t on, he was just reading a c...

The Quixotic # • by MRB '25

Only 35 of the 97 total passengers were killed in the Hindenburg Blimp disaster. This has really tak...

Deep Cuts

At The Airport With My Least Favorite Uncle

Nantucket Sleighride # • by ENO '21

Uncle: Hey, Martin! Martin! Sit with me! Martin: I gotta get on my plane. Uncle: Where’re you flyi...

Business Presentation

Last Ditch Effort # • by CDL '21

ME: And by subverting double axial capital inflows we can mobilize revenue twice as fast. SMITH: I’...

Going to America

The Quixotic # • by LKN '25

Grandpa says that in America, the streets are paved with gold and the water is made of milk and hone...

President’s Little Helper

Best Served Cold # • by FOD '24

Chief of Staff: Mr. President, he’s here. The solution to all of our problems. President: This is t...

2019 World Expo

Smellfungus # • by SWR '19-'20

– Attention please, the presentation by Tajikistan will begin in 5 minutes. – (20 minutes later) –...

Me and My Lovers # • by BGS '22-'23

Lindsey: It is so hot that you speak French, Jack.Jack: Ah, but how else would I order . . . la crèm...

The Quixotic # • by JGB '25

I have the rare version of the Midas Touch where everything I touch turns into rhombuses. It all sta...

The ▵S=Sf – Si = ∫dQ/T # • by MMM '20

sigh No, Percival, it does not. But due to your father’s generous donation, I am… pleased… to confer...

Me and My Lovers # • by LRK '21-'22

My Birth Mom: It’s a boy! Me: Hey, girl, what’s up? What you doing later, sexy mama? Mom: I’m b...

Smellfungus # • by JFAR '19-'22

-Well hereeeee you go Mrs. Johnson — your very own son’s ashes. -Why, doctor, these ashes smell a b...

Last Day at the Zoo

Flesh & Blood # • by NSG '20-'22

After serving as head zookeeper for 25 years and chief hunting assistant during a disastrous week-lo...

Raised by Wolves

Suburbia # • by LKN '25

-Hello class, today we have a new student. He was raised by wolves. -Hi, everyone. I’m Drew. It’s a...