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Things I Want to Tell Stacy Now That I’m No Longer In Eighth Grade

As seen in: Manic Pursuit #

– I was the one who kind of initiated the tradition of everyone hugging each other at the end of class.

-We were in health class and I said that it was important to urinate after having intercourse in order to evacuate any trapped sperm cells, and then you giggled like I had told a really funny joke. Well, I just want to make sure that you know that I wasn’t joking. That’s a real thing. 

-There were a few times when I would listen to the song “Something” by the Beatles and it would make me think about what if we were a couple in history.

-Remember that time in art class when Ross told you that I had gotten an erection in class? And then I said, “That’s not true”? Well, the truth is that it was true, but I’m not ashamed anymore and I’m living it every day. 

KMM

KMM

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019
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