The Harvard Lampoon

Zachary Goddard

TV Show Taglines

Nantucket Sleighride # • by ZDG '20

-Babies vs. Cars: Will the underdog keep losing? -A car? Versus a baby? -This baby specifically do...

Family Friendly Comedy # • by ZDG '20

A notice to all MoonCorp employees: Gentlemen, this is your CEO. Please keep mining; no reason to b...

Snails Need Love Too

Family Friendly Comedy # • by ZDG '20

A darkly handsome bladesman stood at the edge of the clearing. I didn’t recognize him, but his physi...

Nantucket Sleighride # • by ZDG '20

Operator: 911, what’s your emergency? Me: I’m… stuck, in my cabin. I need human rescue services. O...

Barbershop Quartet

Nantucket Sleighride # • by ZDG '20

Lead: Fellas, meet the new fifth member of our quartet–Tom! Bass: Swell to meet ya Tom! Baritone: ...

Nantucket Sleighride # • by ZDG '20

Soldiers: (storm the beach) (lots of explosions) Father: What the heck we’re having a picnic here! ...

Toss Me Off The Edge, Then, Why Don’t You?

Nantucket Sleighride # • by ZDG '20

Oh, sure. Back me up further to the edge of the boat. I don’t mind. Are you pissed? You seem pissed....

For Your Consideration # • by ZDG '20

Bread the TV Salesman started the day like any other: with a hot cup of coffee and a curse to his mo...

Modern Day Barbershop Quartet

Nantucket Sleighride # • by ZDG '20

Quartet: (singing) Once is a day at a time, twice is looking so fine! Customer: Neat-o! A quartet! ...

The Unstoppable March # • by ZDG '20

After the success of his first 282 laws, the Babylonian lawgiver released a less popular but more nu...