- Alright Jason, I just need to examine your testicles for abnormalities and you’ll be on your way.

- No problem, thanks doc. (unzips trousers)

- (feeling around) Hmmm…

- What is it?

- (continues feeling) Jason, how often are you masturbating? 

- I don’t - well - you know - …define “often”.

- Jason, it’s okay. I’m your doctor. You can tell me, you don’t have to feel embarrassed. 

- …around once per day maybe?

- I see. (stops feeling) Well Jason, you’re good to go. Everything’s normal down there. 

- What do you mean everything is normal down there?!

- Your testicles are perfectly fine. You can head on out - 

- But you just asked me how much I’m masturbating…

- And you really should cut back on that, if you don’t mind me saying so. It’s not psychologically healthy for a young man such as yourself.

- Okay but if nothing is wrong with my testicles I don’t understand why, medically, you needed to ask me that.

- You have a Kleenex stuck to your penis.