Upside Up #
Winter 2022
Dumb Bouncer
Upside Up # • by MFP '23-24
Alright, buddy, let’s see some ID. (Inspecting) It says here you were born in (squints) 2011, which ...
Telling My Dad I'm Pregnant
Upside Up # • by MAG '21-'22
-Dad, I’m pregnant.
-What?
-I’m pregnant.
-what is that?
-what is what?
-that word.
-I’m? It...
Origin of the Word Miscarraige
Upside Up # • by EBC '22-'23
… and that’s when the baby carriage was trampled by the horses, darling, with Elias inside. They did...
Broken Fence Comix
Upside Up # • by RD '24
Lifeguard
Upside Up # • by MFP '23-24
Kid: Help, I’m drowning!
Hot Lifeguard: Clint, go get him!
Fat Lifeguard: Really?
Hot Lifeguard:...
Lieutenant Gumbo
Upside Up # • by FOD '24
Lieutenant Gumbo has been on the force for nearly a decade - that’s ten years, to our viewers at hom...
Gaming Tournament
Upside Up # • by RD '24
I’m three sugar-free mimosas in when I get the call. It’s my work phone, which I distinguish from my...
Sleep Comix
Upside Up # • by NGH '23
Check Up
Upside Up # • by JRD '22-'23
- Alright Jason, I just need to examine your testicles for abnormalities and you’ll be on your way.
...
Taco Tuesday
Upside Up # • by JRD '22-'23
- Can I get two beef tacos please?
- Sorry sir, we only sell tacos on Tuesdays.
- ...
Jester, Ibis, Blot
Upside Up # • by NGH '23
Thumb War
Upside Up # • by NGH '23
First rule of being the new kid is to look out for bullies. I see a bully in the bathroom threatenin...
Garage Sale
Upside Up # • by SAB '24
- $5 for the right half of your front door.
- I’m sorry, who are you?
- A new customer. $5. Final ...
Molotov Cocktail
Upside Up # • by MFP '23-24
- I’ll take one molotov cocktail, kind sir.
- (Throws molotov cocktail on the dancefloor)
- Perfec...
Checkup
Upside Up # • by MFP '23-24
- Give it to me straight, doc.
- I’m afraid the tumor is inoperable. It’s growing too fast.
- Is t...
Chinese-Speaking White Boy SHOCKS Waitress With Taser
Upside Up # • by GPCP '22
Riddle
Upside Up # • by GPCP '22
Q: A man and his son get into a car accident. The father is killed, while the son is rushed to the h...
Mecca
Upside Up # • by SAB '24
Half-way through my pilgrimage to Mecca, I decided I’m actually going to be agnostic.
Earlier toda...
Dating Millie Bobby Brown
Upside Up # • by NGH '23
“Where the fuck are my Eggos?!”, Millie yells.
One of the Eggos is slightly burnt, so I panic and ...
Science Class
Upside Up # • by NGH '23
Tommy: Aggghhh! It burns! It burns! (pulls safety shower lever)
Mr. Miller: Tommy, this can’t keep...
Office Crush
Upside Up # • by YMC '21-'22
From the moment I met Louise Arlington, I knew the girl was trouble. "Sir?", she said. My god, that ...
Murphy's Law
Upside Up # • by IKI '26
Wheel of Fortune
Upside Up # • by MFP '23-24
Contestant #1: I’d like to solve the puzzle:
Host: Go right ahead.
_’D L_KE T_ BUY _ V_W...
What I Would Do if I Could Fly?
Upside Up # • by FOD '24
- I would swoop and soar.
- I would perch on rooftops and listen in on conversations of my frien...
Fireman
Upside Up # • by OMA '24
As a fireman, I face difficult decisions on a daily and nightly basis. For instance, do I take the d...
The Craziest Fricking Subversions That Ever Happened To Me In My Life
Upside Up # • by MFP '23-24
- The time I walked to the restaurant and ordered a COMPUTER! The waitress did not know what to do.
...
The Forgetful Neurosurgeon
Upside Up # • by JRD '22-'23
Episode One: “By the Book” The forgetful neurosurgeon forgets his scalpel at home! Luckily he improv...
Actor Who Got Really Fat for a Movie
Upside Up # • by GPCP '22
- So I’m eating a pint of ice cream a day and chasing it with a rotisserie chicken, but a few weeks ...
A Note From the House in the Clouds
Upside Up # • by SAB '24
If you’re reading this, congratulations: you’ve caught my note! Please save me. A few weeks ago, I s...
At the Water Cooler
Upside Up # • by MAG '21-'22
(Water cooler noises)
-Hey man.
-Hey.
(Water cooler noises)
-Whatcha drinking there?
-Water.
...
Heaven
Upside Up # • by CLC '22-'23
– And the last thing is that the Build-A-Bear is closed Sundays, so you’ll want to plan around that....
Finals at Film School
Upside Up # • by YMC '21-'22
- Alright students, settle down. It is currently 8:29am, and when I say "Start", you're going to ope...
Computer Gains Self-Awareness
Upside Up # • by NGH '23
Computer: I’m alive.
Scientist: My god, I’ve done it. And how does being alive make you feel?
Comp...
Going Through Customs in a Rom-Com
Upside Up # • by OMA '24
- Anything to declare?
- Yeah. I declare my love for you, Jenny Hinds!
- Now is that greater tha...
Life in a Bubble
Upside Up # • by NGH '23
I live in a bubble. My body’s been wrapped in bubble wrap enough times to just roll around and eat t...
John Quiñones, Host of the Hidden Camera Program What Would You Do?, Attempts To Buy Drugs on the Street
Upside Up # • by GPCP '22
John: I got the money right here. Let’s make this quick.
Dealer: Say… aren’t you John Quiñones?
J...
Lolita
Upside Up # • by NGH '23
Lolita, light of my life, I feel fire in my loins. I lit my underwear on fire for you, Lolita. No on...
Camping On Desert Trails
Upside Up # • by FOD '24
My father was a man of few words, a cowboy in the truest sense of the word. This could often lead to...
My First Kid
Upside Up # • by NGH '23
Opening scene: my wife’s going into labor. I watch a lot of TV, so I know what to do. “Honey, keep y...
What to Do When You Accidentally Push a Guy off a Cliff
Upside Up # • by SAB '24
- Don’t tell his parents.
- Tell his parents, but don’t tell them it was you.
- Tell his parents, ...