-  I would swoop and soar. 

-  I would perch on rooftops and listen in on conversations of my friends, to see if they talk about me when I’m not around. They are always talking about me.

-  I would follow the bats home to roost and see if a cave looks any different upside down.

-  I would be the best DoorDash driver in the world, just not for my friends– if you can even call them that. 

-  I would visit far-off lands and learn how their culture differs from mine, in an open-minded way. It’s important to stay open-minded when establishing yourself as the flying ruler of a small Papuan village where everyone likes you.

-  I would test the limits of my ability by tying myself to a car and trying to lift it into the air.  People would gather to watch and try to become my friend, not because of my power but because of my eccentric yet lovable personality.  

-  I would accompany the noble hawk on his journey through the valleys and contours of the skies. Then we’d work together to break into the homes of my friends and fly away clutching their first-born children in his talons, dropping them once we reach 5,000 feet.

- Wait, what’s that? ‘What is my greatest weakness as a friend?’