- Give it to me straight, doc.

- I’m afraid the tumor is inoperable. It’s growing too fast.

- Is there any cure?

- Well, if you hadn’t come in today you probably would have been just fine.

- What?

- Oh yeah. As soon as you walked into my office your cortisol levels skyrocketed and after that it was pretty much game-over cancer wise.

- So if I had just stayed home and ignored the chest pain…

- You would’ve been just fine. 

- …

- Lollipo