Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019
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The Forgetful Neurosurgeon

As seen in: Upside Up #

Episode One: “By the Book” The forgetful neurosurgeon forgets his scalpel at home! Luckily he improvises with another scalpel and the surgery goes as planned. He later forgets to check his rearview mirror and backs over the patient in the parking lot.

Episode Two: “Legal Trouble?” The forgetful neurosurgeon grabs a beer with the man he ran over to resolve their differences, but he forgets where the bathroom is and soils himself. The man laughs so hard that he has a stroke, undoing the previous day’s operation. The forgetful neurosurgeon is wanted for manslaughter.

Episode Three: “Life is a Highway” The forgetful neurosurgeon is heading to the police station for questioning when he forgets which exit to take on the highway. “Guess it just slipped my mind,” he remarks as he crashes through a police barricade at 90 miles per hour.

Episode Four: “You’re Under Arrest” The forgetful neurosurgeon forgets his Miranda Rights and assaults the police officers who finally capture him. He manages to escape, but forgets to put on pants the next morning and is brought in by an off-duty cop for public indecency.

Episode Five: “The Right Tool for the Job” In the state prison’s neurosurgery wing, the forgetful neurosurgeon mixes up his equipment and drinks his soda with a syringe! “This darn noggin of mine,” he thinks as he sucks brain fluid out of his next patient with a straw. Because of the forgetful neurosurgeon’s actions, the state prison’s neurosurgery wing becomes a beacon for radical healthcare prison reform around the world.

JRD '22-'23

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019
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