- So I’m eating a pint of ice cream a day and chasing it with a rotisserie chicken, but a few weeks in I get the feeling that maybe I’m overdoing it.

- Uh huh.

- And I go to my doctor and he says, yeah, I have a few weeks to live.

- Oh, man.

- I reread the script, too, and I just noticed it doesn’t even say my character is fat. I think I saw a fat person the day I got the script and I was thinking about them.

- Yeah, I was about to say.

- Anyway, I did the math and I think I can finish shooting my role before I die, which you know…

- Yes of course let’s get moving. Right away. Voiceover booth’s this way.

- All righty.