Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019
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Finals at Film School

As seen in: Upside Up #

- Alright students, settle down. It is currently 8:29am, and when I say "Start", you're going to open your response booklets and—

- It's quiet… Too quiet.

- Yes, as I just explained, lack of communication throughout the duration of the exam is mandatory.

- I work alone.

- …Right. Good. Now it is 8:30am, everyone. Please open your booklets, but first—

- I want you all to give me one good reason why I shouldn’t kill you right now.

- What the hell?

- Relax, buddy. If I wanted you dead, you'd already be dead.

- But how did you know I was gonna say that?

- Because you know, Mike, we're not so different, you and I.

- My name is Steve. I’ve been your instructor all semester.

- Your father was a great man all the same.

YMC '21-'22

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019
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