The Harvard Lampoon

Youmna Chamieh

The Time I Got Caught Milking

The ▵S=Sf – Si = ∫dQ/T # • by YMC '21-'22

One time I was at the farm, milking some cows when Bobby, the guy that owns the farm, comes out runn...

A Taste of My Own Medicine

For Your Consideration # • by YMC '21-'22

Most people don’t believe this, but my job wasn’t always swindling terminally-ill people into buying...

How Cancer Eventually Got Cured

The Unstoppable March # • by YMC '21-'22

Before you say anything, we know what you’re thinking: why should you care that cancer eventually go...

My Dog and All My Coworkers’ Dogs All Got Food Poisoning From the Office Dog Food Stash and It Was Really Awful and Sad

Best Served Cold # • by YMC '21-'22

Monday Me: (crying at desk).Lisa: Sorry to hear about your Maltese dog, Doug. When my succulent die...

Hottest Girls In School

Cool # • by YMC '21-'22

And, action. Open on the Three Hottest Girls in school, walking in unison, places in all the right...

Waxing Thoughts

The Mental Health Issue # • by YMC '21-'22

“I understand your pain. I’ve gone through the same thing”:– the woman waxing my vagina raw right ...

Bulimia Recovery Clinic

The Mental Health Issue # • by YMC '21-'22

My parents decided to send me to the public Bulimia Recovery Clinic over in Toad Suck, Arkansas the ...

The Black Death

Family Friendly Comedy # • by YMC '21-'22

- Anne, mine old friend, I… I hast been touch'd by the bubonic plague.- Nay! Prithee, Margaret, bid ...

Upside Up # • by YMC '21-'22

From the moment I met Louise Arlington, I knew the girl was trouble. "Sir?", she said. My god, that ...

Finals at Film School

Upside Up # • by YMC '21-'22

- Alright students, settle down. It is currently 8:29am, and when I say "Start", you're going to ope...