- The time I walked to the restaurant and ordered a COMPUTER! The waitress did not know what to do.

- The time I bought a dangerous dog despite having young children in the house and did NOT think anything was wrong with that.

- That time I went to the store looking for eggs and there were NOT any.

- This one time a programmer’s wife told him to go to the store and to get a loaf of bread, and if there were eggs, to get six. He returns home to find that their poorly trained Cane Corso had gone rabid and killed his whole family. He has six loaves of bread but it’s not really relevant at this point.