Tina: Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
Priest: What is it, my child?
Tina: I stole a car.

(The walls of the confessional booth fall, revealing that Tina is inside a police station.)

Cop: We got her!
Sergeant: Who says we need a warrant?

(The walls of the police station fall to reveal they’re in a hospital.)

Doctor: See? The Sergeant is losing his memory. He’s forgetting what’s legal.
Therapy Dog: What’s the harm if it gets her to confess?
Doctor: I should’ve never taught you how to talk.

(The walls of the hospital fall to reveal they’re in a lab experiment.)

Scientist: It worked! The dog is talking.
Government Scientist: And the guy thinks it’s because he taught him.
Scientist: Weird. (continues stirring dog-talking elixir)

(The walls of the laboratory fall to reveal another laboratory.)

Alien: It worked! The humans are finally solving the puzzles.
Government Alien: I can’t believe how long it took them to make dogs talk.
Alien: That would’ve been the first thing I did.
Alien Dog: Ruff!
Alien: Shut up, Buster.

(Frame freezes on a disgruntled Buster.)

Voiceover: Wouldn’t you like to see Buster get out of this with a simple falling of the walls? If that lab were built with EZ-Walls, he’d be out of there in one push. EZ-Walls—in stores now.

(Zoom out to a conference room.)

EZ-Walls Employee: Do you think this commercial will work?
EZ-Walls CEO: It’s either this or figuring out how to make the walls stick together.