— (To microphone in the corner of the room) Excuse me? We’re stumped. Could we get a hint?

— (Over loudspeaker) Perhaps. What do you see?

— It’s a square room with blank white walls and a single locked door.

— Is there anything else?

— Mike Tyson is standing in the middle of the room with a key around his neck.

— Ah yes, the Mike Tyson experience! What have you tried?

— Well, my daughter approached Mike from behind and tried to steal the key.

— ...and?

— He bit her, bad. Her pinky is almost completely off.

— Yeah that’s kind of his thing.

— I’ve also been asking him questions to see if there’s some kind of riddle.

— Any luck?

— No riddle. He just keeps saying, “Watch your back, pretty man, teeheeehee” while licking the rest of my daughter’s blood off his hands.

— Classic Mike! Your daughter must have lost a lot of blood.

— Still is.

— Yikes. I feel bad for you, so I’ll give you a hint.

— Perfect!

— You have to defeat Mike Tyson. Then you can take the key and leave.