Welcome to the Year 2435! Please step off the portal platform. Here are some words you’ll need to know around here:

Dinosaur Rain – We fixed the environment, but at great cost.
Vitanium Arkvil – A new ore we invented to fight the Space Wars with. It didn’t work very well and now we can’t go back to space.
Titty Twister – Sometimes a guy will grab your nipples from over your shirt and pull really hard.
Ficknicklestoopy – This is the most offensive word we have (it’s for robots).
Popcornasaurus – Self-explanatory. He’s our President!