8:00am – Wake up and shower. This is easy if you sleep in the shower.

11:30am – Put some clothes on! Really just best if your clothes are hanging in the shower.

11:31am – Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, and the shower is the most important room in the YMCA where you live. Mary from the front desk will bring you some grits.

1:30pm – Time to use the restroom. Locate the nearest toilet.

4:23pm – Ugh, off to work! Conveniently, your job is to clean the singular shower which is also your home.

9:30pm – Turn on the shower, curl up in the corner and cry while you think about people in the world who are so so dirty.

10:45pm – Push ups.

12:00am – Rejoice! Life is a blessing.