Pact
As seen in: Mutually Assured Destruction #
- Well, here we are. Both 30, both single.
- Yeah.
- Hey, remember back in high school, we made a pact for if we weren’t married by 30?
- Oh God, I can’t believe you remember that!
- I know, it’s embarrassing. But, I mean, do you wanna…
- …kill each other as is custom once people turn 30, in accordance with our society’s anti-overpopulation laws?
- (blushes) Yeah…
- (smiles, takes out two cyanide pills) Nothing would make me happier.