Puritan Party
As seen in: The Quixotic #
- Hey. (gurgles) You think this is allowed? (spits)
- It’s not even really drinking, man!
- Cool. How about this? (beatboxes) Or is it too percussive?
- It’s freaking awesome, they’re gonna love it.
- Heeeeyah! (smashes three thin planks of balsa wood) Sensei says self-defense is holy.
- Wooooo! Go David! You’re gonna be the life of the party. Let’s head out.
- Wait. I need to find my yo-yo first.
- Dude, no. You can’t bring the yo-yos.
- Is it against the Bible?
- No, Father Gordon got all tangled up in one and it tore his manhood off.