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The Quixotic #
Spring 2023
Hindenburg
The Quixotic #
• by MRB '25
Only 35 of the 97 total passengers were killed in the Hindenburg Blimp disaster. This has really tak...
Protest
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• by SAB '24
Greetings, assembled cabinet ministers of the Soviet Union. I have a confession to make. I am not ac...
Next in Line Comix
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• by MIC '26
New Best Friend
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• by SEH '26
This guy Brian showed up in my shower last night. The water wasn’t on, he was just reading a c...
Day in the Life Comix
The Quixotic #
• by IKI '26
Modern Mom Gritty Reboot
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• by CLC '22-'23
(Lights up. Camera pans over a grayscale suburb.) VOICEOVER: The modern mom is secure. (Flash: a p...
Lover in the Night Comix
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• by AMC '23
Draft Dodging
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• by RYSL
The national draft is underway, and as an amputee I’m terrified of active combat. Thankfully, I’m in...
Puritan Party
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• by RYSL
Hey. (gurgles) You think this is allowed? (spits) It’s not even really drinking, man! Cool. How...
Bob Golf
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• by JKF '25
“How was your summer, Bob Golf?” chuckles the hottest guy in school. I like to stand behind him in t...
Fieldnotes
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• by JKF '25
In 1954, psychologists infiltrated housewife Dorothy Martin’s UFO doomsday cult. 4:00 AM: Dorot...
Accountant
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• by OMA '24
Those files better say that I can buy a boat, Gene. My wife loves boats. My girlfriend loves boats...
Chivalry is Dead
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• by JGB '25
When I mention this to women, they usually say it’s not dead it’s just changed with the times, but t...
Side Gig
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• by JTK '24
Every pizza shop’s dream is a delivery driver with no obligation to the law. That, or an Italian piz...
Going to America
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• by LKN '25
Grandpa says that in America, the streets are paved with gold and the water is made of milk and hone...
Sleeper Agent
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• by RYSL
My first company-wide meeting as chairman started smoothly, but when I announced my plan to ban unio...
Baseball Ghost
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• by GPCP '22
I clutched my Babe Ruth card in one hand and my necronomicon in the other. “The big game’s tomorrow,...
Party
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• by JKF '25
Student: Don, man, what’re you doing at our epic party? Don Quijote: Ah, you see, I was just stopp...
Disenchantment Day
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• by CYL '26
Disenchantment Day is my favorite day of the year. I live to shatter the false sense of security ch...
Apology
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• by EAT '24
Thank you to the school committee for having me. You may know me as the woman whose son killed the m...
Rhombus
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• by JGB '25
I have the rare version of the Midas Touch where everything I touch turns into rhombuses. It all sta...
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