The Harvard Lampoon

Juan Arenas

Flesh & Blood # • by JFAR '19-'22

A cop’s #1 belief: I’m not gonna be the jerkoff that shoots his own partner. I live and breathe this...

Flesh & Blood # • by JFAR '19-'22

Chimney sweeping is what I was born to do since I have no arms or legs. Doctors called my missing li...

Dead of Night # • by JFAR '19-'22

The Royal We was a sitcom about King Arthur and his loyal knight and roommate Sir Elton John Episod...

Seasons of Life • by JFAR '19-'22

Written by: DRM ’18 Art by: JFAR ’19-22

No More Sheriffs

Seasons of Life • by JFAR '19-'22

Happy Saturday everyone – good to see you at the town meeting. All our sheriffs died last night. ...

Last Ditch Effort # • by JFAR '19-'22

This is the fight song for John Wayne Gacy, the Murderer, High School. JWG High We Love You (Oh, Y...

Smellfungus # • by JFAR '19-'22

-Well hereeeee you go Mrs. Johnson — your very own son’s ashes. -Why, doctor, these ashes smell a b...

Hey You Yeah You Quit Pulling My Leg # • by JFAR '19-'22

-…is the best way I thought I could begin breaking this news, Timmy. I’m so sorry. She’s dead. -...

Symphonia Fantastica # • by JFAR '19-'22

Justin wants nothing more than to be friends with his next-door-neighbor Nate. They’ve been with eac...

Paul McCartney Hyping Himself Up Outside of Ricky’s Pub Before Naming The Beatles – July 14, 1958, Liverpool

Symphonia Fantastica # • by JFAR '19-'22

Okay Paul. You’ve got this mate. You’re gonna go in there, you’re gonna march right up to George, an...

Life After the Lampoon

Symphonia Fantastica # • by JFAR '19-'22

Conan O’Brien: Juan, congrats on graduating! Here, take this. Me: Wow, another Ferrari! Conan: Tha...