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Best Served Cold #

Summer 2021

President’s Little Helper
Best Served Cold # by FOD '24
Chief of Staff: Mr. President, he’s here. The solution to all of our problems.  President: This is t...
Springtime Getaway
Best Served Cold # by OMA '24
Hello! Welcome to Go Chase Happiness And Dreams Travel Agency.  Hi, my 8-months pregnant wife and...
Mr. 305
Best Served Cold # by FOD '24
Ever had somebody tell you that you looked like a celebrity? For some it’s a blessing, but for me  i...
Words to Console a Grieving Friend
Best Served Cold # by FOD '24
We’ve all been there, Gam-gam’s down for the count and you’re tongue-tied. Read below for my top tip...
My Dog and All My Coworkers’ Dogs All Got Food Poisoning From the Office Dog Food Stash and It Was Really Awful and Sad
Best Served Cold # by YMC '21-'22
Monday Me: (crying at desk).Lisa: Sorry to hear about your Maltese dog, Doug. When my succulent die...
Driving a Plane
Best Served Cold # by EAT '24
As I’m driving a plane down the highway, airport control radio crackles in, “Unit 332, you left  the...
Ice Gun
Best Served Cold # by MFP '23-24
- You know that I love and support you, right? - Of course. - And that goes for anything, includin...
Book Discussion
Best Served Cold # by OMA '24
Teacher: Greg, could you open discussion on the theme of villainy in Great Expectations?Greg: Well…t...
Cruising Altitude
Best Served Cold # by MFP '23-24
Good evening passengers, this is your doctor speaking. Yeah, you heard that right. Everybody knows...
Tales of Vengeance
Best Served Cold # by MAG '21-'22
For our upcoming issue, we asked some Lampoon subscribers to write in to share stories about times t...
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