Last Ditch Effort #
Winter 2018
New York
Last Ditch Effort # • by BWM '19-'21
Driver (singing): By God! I’m taking this Duck Boat to New York!
Passengers (singing together): He’...
Driving to a Burger Joint
Last Ditch Effort # • by CAS '12
“You gonna bring the shit tonight or what?”
Simon was riding shotgun in Bill Shipley’s car, and hi...
The Big Man on Campus
Last Ditch Effort # • by LRK '21-'22
Yesterday the Big Man on Campus came to class late and the professor apologized. The class cried bec...
Middle School Beauty
Last Ditch Effort # • by MJS '19
Wendy Perkins is the hottest girl in the 7th grade.
She reads at a 6th grade level, but her body is...
Business Presentation
Last Ditch Effort # • by CDL '21
ME: And by subverting double axial capital inflows we can mobilize revenue twice as fast.
SMITH: I’...
Two Bailiffs Talk Before Court Starts
Last Ditch Effort # • by TAF '19
– First day, huh. Nervous? I know I was.
– No. I have everything set up. I prepared the Judge’s pap...
Fight Song
Last Ditch Effort # • by JFAR '19-'22
This is the fight song for John Wayne Gacy, the Murderer, High School.
JWG High We Love You (Oh, Y...
Relax
Last Ditch Effort # • by MJS '19
Welcome to my zen meditation studio, kemosabe. Now get those clothes off and get on the table, the s...
Hit, That, Button
Last Ditch Effort # • by BWM '19-'21
“How you folks doin tonight!?”
Wooot, wooooooot!
“Coming at you from the city of brotherly love, P...
Commercial Shoot
Last Ditch Effort # • by CDL '21
-Listen, kid. This is easy. Just read off the teleprompter, and we’re golden. Start whenever.
-Alri...