Dear Readers,   My greatest hope for you all is that you actually know how to read because this is...

Apt. 1B: Hello there! How often have you dropped that Life Alert of yours into the toilet? At your a...

There’s a special place in hell for weird guys who can’t be kept in the regular part of hell. MAG

-Hey man, you gonna make it to the barbecue this Saturday? –(Groans) Ughhh I really wish I could, b...

You wake up in your high school dorm. Umaru-chan, your roommate / stepsister who is also your girlfr...

Sometimes when I’m thinking about doing something a little devil will pop up on one of my shoulders ...

My Birth Mom: It’s a boy! Me: Hey, girl, what’s up? What you doing later, sexy mama? Mom: I’m b...

I milk myself nightly into my tub. My nightly emissions pool in my bath, glistening with a spectral ...

Eve: I think that’s the wrong hole.Adam: Again?? I really wish we had parents to sit us down and exp...

This next song goes out to Janet Fisher, a very special girl in my life. Janet are you here tonight?...

-Tap Dancing Summer Intensive-Battle it out in a kite flying competition-Try lettuce for the first t...

Her name was Sarah and I was absolutely head over heels for her. I’d cut two holes in a trash can wh...

Lindsey: It is so hot that you speak French, Jack.Jack: Ah, but how else would I order . . . la crèm...