The ▵S=Sf – Si = ∫dQ/T #
Spring 2020
E=mcBUTT
The ▵S=Sf – Si = ∫dQ/T # • by MMM '20
sigh No, Percival, it does not. But due to your father’s generous donation, I am… pleased… to confer...
Measuring the Length of my Penis
The ▵S=Sf – Si = ∫dQ/T # • by BWM '19-'21
*mmmm* ..
(the tip of my penis extends to the 4 inch mark)
“mmmmm…. just as I thought… mmm...
The C5 Beer Pong Table Piece
The ▵S=Sf – Si = ∫dQ/T # • by GPL '21-'22
So you’re in the market for a custom Beer Pong Table, preferably in the C4 through C6 range, but you...
The Taco Bell on Beverly
The ▵S=Sf – Si = ∫dQ/T # • by HBF '19
“Where are you going?” you ask the homeless man wandering down San Vicente. “Don’t you know the Taco...
Krauts
The ▵S=Sf – Si = ∫dQ/T # • by BWM '19-'21
Legend has it while serving in the trenches in WWI Wittgenstein would masturbate to math.
German So...
My First Real Piece Ever
The ▵S=Sf – Si = ∫dQ/T # • by DJL '20
This is not a real piece, just my observation about pieces, and I am a human writing this, a perfect...
Opening Line of My Book
The ▵S=Sf – Si = ∫dQ/T # • by BWM '19-'21
“Alright everyone… settle down, settle down, if you could all gather round, come a little closer. No...
Excerpts From the Great American Novel
The ▵S=Sf – Si = ∫dQ/T # • by JLN '21-22
It was time for them to head west with just the shirts on their backs and the shirts on their legs. ...
Algorithms
The ▵S=Sf – Si = ∫dQ/T # • by VIN '21-'22
Algorithms are all around us. You might not see or hear them, but they are present. They are there w...
The Time I Got Caught Milking
The ▵S=Sf – Si = ∫dQ/T # • by YMC '21-'22
One time I was at the farm, milking some cows when Bobby, the guy that owns the farm, comes out runn...
Playwriting
The ▵S=Sf – Si = ∫dQ/T # • by JLN '21-22
Last Monday they caught me playwriting during detention.
“Well well well, what do we have here?” t...
Letter to Roosevelt
The ▵S=Sf – Si = ∫dQ/T # • by MMM '20
In 1939, at the urging of physicist Leo Szilárd, Einstein wrote a letter to FDR, informing him of th...