- Would you still date me if I had feet for hands and hands for feet?
- Babe, I would love you even more because you’d be even more unique.
- What if I had a disease that made my skin blue? Would you still date me then?
- I don’t care if your skin is blue, white, ivory or beige.
- What if I hated your dog, like, hypothetically? Maybe if I wanted to give it to a shelter?
- I…I mean I guess I’d still date you yeah. But there’s no way you would actually do that haha.
- Haha and what if I like, put him down this morning? And gave him a Hindu funeral?
- Wait, what?
- Would you still date me if I had a tail and spikes?
- Yeah whatever, sure but I--I mean did you put down my dog? He’s not even spiritual why would you do that to him--
- Would you still date me if I was a little kid?
- Sure but my dog what the fuck did--
- Woah.
- …
- You’re fucked up. We’re done.