The Harvard Lampoon

Eletria Biswas

Mutually Assured Destruction # • by EB '24

Many predict that by the year 3000, the US military will primarily fight its wars in cyberspace. “...

Funding Needed for Life Saving Surgery 2

Mutually Assured Destruction # • by EB '24

Please donate to my life-saving surgery. I cannot use my hands the way I need to use them and am suf...

Mutually Assured Destruction # • by EB '24

Many predict that by the year 3000, the US military will primarily fight its wars in cyberspace. “...

Pieces From a Universe Where Apes Became the Dominant Species Instead of Humans

Mutually Assured Destruction # • by GPCP '22

Wacky Cop Cop: Freeze, crook! You’re under arrest! Wacky Cop: You’re going straight to jail, bud… ...

Lampy Sells Out # • by EB '24

Lampy Sells Out # • by EB '24

DrivingInstructor.ai

Mutually Assured Destruction # • by EB '24

I get in the car, and I’m doing everything by the book. I’m checking my mirrors, both hands on the w...

Funding Needed for Life-Saving Surgery

Mutually Assured Destruction # • by EB '24

(二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二)$0 raised out of $50000 Please donate to my life-saving surgery. I cannot u...

The Proper Bostonians # • by EB '24

In 2005, Kyle MacDonald successfully traded up from a paperclip to a house. – Starting with a si...

Justice Is Served # • by EB '24

Lawyer: Hey sir, I know you’re on the clock, but you really need to talk right now. A flower? You’re...

Conditional Love

Imaginary Friends # • by EB '24

Would you still date me if I had feet for hands...