How Long Have You Been Unemployed?
As seen in: For Your Consideration #
Uncle Buck: That’s an incredibly personal question.
Me: I’m just asking because I’m in charge of the U.S. Census this year.
Uncle Buck: Oh right. Can you tell me what I put down for marital status again?
Me: You told me to check other and write in “autofellatio.”
Uncle Buck: Nice. Unemployed 9 years.