So a couple days ago my wife and I decided to restart the old marriage. Seeing as I’m impotent we decided to get a cat. So we went on down to the shelter and picked out this nice little tabby cat named Macavity. He was just the cutest thing you’d ever put your eyes on.

But then I noticed that my wife was spending a lot of time with Macavity. I saw her petting him a lot. I mean he is very cute and all. I just didn’t like the way that she said she needed to go check on his water-bowl.

So I ran that little fluff over with my wheelbarrow and that was that. Turns out that my wife is pregnant anyways so this is going to be the beginning of a whole new chapter in our lives.