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*mmmm* ..    (the tip of my penis extends to the 4 inch mark)    “mmmmm…. just as I thought… mmm...

“Alright everyone… settle down, settle down, if you could all gather round, come a little closer. No...

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And I mean yeah they can’t see you cry in the rain, but shit right through your pants? People are pr...

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Her name was Sarah and I was absolutely head over heels for her. I’d cut two holes in a trash can wh...

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So a couple days ago my wife and I decided to restart the old marriage. Seeing as I’m impotent we de...

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I was born a blue boy, but my whole life I’ve wanted to be a big green boy. Green boys get to be fun...

-Welcome to heaven. Please state your name, occupation, and cause of death.  -Wow, so you must be S...