Good evening, Lady Harrington. I have arrived on my mighty steed to take you away to — pardon me. Ho...

— I’m excited to see your new place finally.— Here, let me turn on the lights. AHHH! They’re voice-a...

Lawyer: Hey sir, I know you’re on the clock, but you really need to talk right now. A flower? You’re...

Good evening, Mademoiselle. [I tip my hat and reveal a smaller fancier hat] You’re under arrest fo...

There were never any parties where I grew up. Believe me—I asked everybody. For my eighteenth birthd...

You know that feeling when you take out your laundry and there’s only one sock, and you’re like wher...

Driver: What seems to be the problem, officer? Officer: You been drinking tonight, sir? Where you b...

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, when I woke up this morning I thought, wow, I am so tired of the s...

It’s Monday in Morrison County, and that means the courthouse is open for… business? No, justice. Th...

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In 1954, psychologists infiltrated housewife Dorothy Martin’s UFO doomsday cult.    4:00 AM: Dorot...