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One Last Dance #

Winter 2021

Yearbook Signing
One Last Dance # by MAG '21-'22
-Hey Brad, want me to sign your yearbook? -Of course, Dylan! Good luck at Dartmouth next year. We’r...
Change Jar
One Last Dance # by KPB
i am texting from the faculty lounge and i am looking at the Change Jar in front of me and it appear...
The Last Tiger’s Deathbed
One Last Dance # by CAS '12
It was a rainy night in November and at the Bronx Zoo a crowd of hundreds of thousands braved the el...
1999
One Last Dance # by JLG '21
At the end of the millennium people started acting weird. January -The “Euro” is introduced, rende...
Stars
One Last Dance # by NGH '23
-Wow, you’re right, stargazing is pretty cool. -Stare long enough, and apparently you start to see ...
The Flu Game
One Last Dance # by HFJ '18
And Jordan moves left… Spins around Stockton… Wretches nine times and DRAINS the mid-range jumper! ...
Dandelion Tales
One Last Dance # by JEC '21
Heineken in one hand and Paradise Lost essay in the other, Dandelion cruised down Lafayette at a coo...
An Undercover Cop In The Movie ‘Footloose’
One Last Dance # by MFP '23-24
Psssst. Hey kids. Yeah you guys. Looking for a good time? I could help you out with some purchases w...
How McDonalds Came Up With Grimace
One Last Dance # by JRD '22-'23
Businessman: As I was saying, what do kids love? Characters! We just ran with that. Businesswoman: ...
The Death of Kenzo Simmons
One Last Dance # by BWM '19-'21
-Welcome to heaven. Please state your name, occupation, and cause of death.  -Wow, so you must be S...
If It Were Big Bird
One Last Dance # by MAK '21
In 1986, instead of an elementary school teacher, NASA had initially considered Big Bird as their fi...
Dating Simulator
One Last Dance # by GPCP '22
It’s the first day at Romance Academy. A new student introduces herself to you: Mitzi, eighteen, gig...
One Man Show
One Last Dance # by EPS '24
The janitor was diligently color-coding dust when the director burst in. “Mort, none of the actors s...
My Cult
One Last Dance # by NGH '23
If you’re thinking about joining a classic, hardcore, intense kind of cult, then only think about it...
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