Symphonia Fantastica #
Fall 2019
Kindergarten
Symphonia Fantastica # • by GPL '21-'22
Hello, is this the mother of Steve Austin? The stone cold professional wrestler? The 54 year old man...
A Day in the Life of Hamish Olsen, New York, 19
Symphonia Fantastica # • by CDL '21
She looked at him like a deer in headlights might look at someone if it had human eyes. Hamish had i...
The Big Prank
Symphonia Fantastica # • by JFAR '19-'22
Justin wants nothing more than to be friends with his next-door-neighbor Nate. They’ve been with eac...
The Number 6
Symphonia Fantastica # • by HJH '19
Arthur Peddleton is unable to comprehend the number 6.
It began as a normal day for Arthur Peddleto...
Paul McCartney Hyping Himself Up Outside of Ricky’s Pub Before Naming The Beatles – July 14, 1958, Liverpool
Symphonia Fantastica # • by JFAR '19-'22
Okay Paul. You’ve got this mate. You’re gonna go in there, you’re gonna march right up to George, an...
Tech Support Chat
Symphonia Fantastica # • by GPL '21-'22
– Hey is this the–uh–the Niteflirt phone sex line?
– No, sorry, this is the Niteflirt phone sex lin...
Amnesia
Symphonia Fantastica # • by GPL '21-'22
– John? I mean uh, excuse me random stranger?
– What do you want?
– I have amnesia. I mean… what’s...
Dear President
Symphonia Fantastica # • by HJH '19
Dear President,
My name is Bradley and I am 8. I’m from Ohio and my mom won’t let me play on the co...
Tom and Jerry Spec Script
Symphonia Fantastica # • by HJH '19
Tom is strolling along the railroad tracks, whistling a happy tune. Jerry walks parallel to Tom on t...
The History of Hats
Symphonia Fantastica # • by JPW '21
There are all types of hats, like silver or classic. But hats haven’t always dominated our collectiv...
Mr. Worldwide
Symphonia Fantastica # • by CDL '21
Pitbull’s plane touches down at Miami International Airport at 12:43 on a Tuesday. He’s sitting on a...
Lose Yourself Artist Commentary
Symphonia Fantastica # • by JGS '20
Whale Watching
Symphonia Fantastica # • by HJH '19
Guide: And here we have a FULL ORCA BREACH FOLKS A FULL BREACH! 9 O’CLOCK!!!
Crowd: Wow!
Garrett: ...
Family
Symphonia Fantastica # • by JPW '21
I’ve got a crazy family — two brothers, four sisters, three half-brothers, one quarter-sister, one m...
My First Kiss
Symphonia Fantastica # • by JPW '21
I pick up this girl Julia in my car, and I’m doing 90 on Lincoln Avenue, you know, batting mailboxes...
Life After the Lampoon
Symphonia Fantastica # • by JFAR '19-'22
Conan O’Brien: Juan, congrats on graduating! Here, take this.
Me: Wow, another Ferrari!
Conan: Tha...
Lou Bega Gets Married
Symphonia Fantastica # • by PKS '21-'22
A little bit of Jenieva in my life
A little bit of Jenieva by my side
A little bit of Jenieva is a...