Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019
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The Mental Health Issue #
Winter 2022
World’s Luckiest & Most Depressed Person
The Mental Health Issue #
• by JRD '22-'23
Pam Jensen woke up just like she did every other day – at the exact moment that she could see a doub...
Antidepressants
The Mental Health Issue #
• by EBC '22-'23
What they don’t tell you about starting antidepressants is that sometimes you’ll try to kill yoursel...
Waterboy
The Mental Health Issue #
• by NGH '23
It’s my first day as waterboy. The rest of staff is nowhere to be found, so I guess I gotta get al...
Laser Danger
The Mental Health Issue #
• by MAG '21-'22
Before dying of liver failure, action stuntman Laser Danger said some of the coolest things uttere...
Lobotomy
The Mental Health Issue #
• by GPCP '22
I sit down at the lunch table with a pruning saw and a smile. “Well, boys, I finally did it. I self-...
Bulimia Recovery Clinic
The Mental Health Issue #
• by YMC '21-'22
My parents decided to send me to the public Bulimia Recovery Clinic over in Toad Suck, Arkansas the ...
Trying To Write Mental Health Pieces When Your Mental Health Is Pretty Okay At The Moment
The Mental Health Issue #
• by GPCP '22
You close your laptop, wishing you had something real to write about. The first three pieces about w...
Therapy
The Mental Health Issue #
• by OMA '24
Okay, Nathan. Now tell me what you see in this picture. That’s a headshot of you, but your neck ...
Whack-A-Mole
The Mental Health Issue #
• by FOD '24
I walk in every morning and the arcade carny asks me, “what’ll it be?” I reply, the memories of t...
Waxing Thoughts
The Mental Health Issue #
• by YMC '21-'22
“I understand your pain. I’ve gone through the same thing”:– the woman waxing my vagina raw right ...
Advice on How to Deal With a Concussion From Someone With a Concussion
The Mental Health Issue #
• by NGH '23
Listen up. I’m gonna tell you a straight fact that may or may not be true and can 100% help with any...
Wet Dream
The Mental Health Issue #
• by MAG '21-'22
At a sleepover. Kyle: Whoa! Brian what is that on your shorts?Brian: Uh, nothing! Kyle: Hey guys ...
Classical Conditioning
The Mental Health Issue #
• by MFP '23-24
Alright class, today we’re going to cover something called classical conditioning. Can I get a volun...
Late
The Mental Health Issue #
• by JTK '24
I look down at the watch tattooed on my wrist. It’s 10:00. Fuck. I look up at my wall clock to see i...
Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019
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