The Harvard Lampoon’s Guide to College Admissions (2000)

Profusely sweating (and illustrated), only The Harvard Lampoon (TM)’s Guide to College Admissions gives you:

• SAT Tips for college-bound fetuses
• Recommendation letters from teachers who hate you
• Tips on where to go, from the Colorado School of Mining Technology to Bikini College to Harvard (Why would anyone not go to Bikini College?)
• Advice on choosing a brand of fabric softener, a major, and a favorite lite FM radio station that makes you a winner…AND NOT MUCH MORE!