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Squigley
10
December 2021
Carl Squigley always had his nose buried in a book, which was buried in a still-flushing toilet. He…
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SNOWED IN
10
January 2020
Operator: 911, what’s your emergency? Me: I’m… stuck, in my cabin. I need human…
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If It Were Big Bird
May 2021
In 1986, instead of an elementary school teacher, NASA had initially considered Big Bird as their f…
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City Nights, 3029
20
May 2022
It’s Saturday night, and I’m looking for trouble. Shades. Scowl. Leather jacket in all …
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Measuring the Length of my Penis
26
February 2020
*mmmm* ..    (the tip of my penis extends to the 4 inch mark)    “mmm…
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Pervert Alert: My Friend Josh
30
December 2021
My friend Josh, hoo boy. That guy’s into some really fucked up stuff. Just look at him. Gre…
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Frat Boy
39
December 2021
There’s nothing cooler than being a frat boy.  Picture this. I’m sitting on the f…
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thegreatcoming2000.blogspot.com
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May 2022
January 2, 2000I know, I know, elephant in the room. I said the world was going to end at the dawn …
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Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me
10
September 2020
Peter Sagal: Thaaaanks Bill, it’s the week between Christmas and new years and we here at Wai…
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2009 Make-A-Wish
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LeBron: Well, it’s been great having you here, bud! (smiles at TV cameras) Kid: Listen, LeBr…
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World Famous Worm
40
December 2021
We had barely started the road trip when we started seeing the signs advertising the ‘World&r…
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Playwriting
52
February 2020
Last Monday they caught me playwriting during detention.  “Well well well, what do we h…
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A Day in the Life of Hamish Olsen, New York, 19
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December 2020
She looked at him like a deer in headlights might look at someone if it had human eyes. Hamish had …
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Brinkmanship
30
May 2022
“The ability to get to the verge without getting into the war is the necessary art” &nd…
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Lampy Goes to Bartaco
56
October 2022
What is the only thing Harvard students like more than telling people they went to school “ri…
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Exam Locations
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May 2018
Last Names A- Y: Harding Room 2121 Last Name Zanderson: Arrive at the boarded up Liquor-Max on Was…
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How Cancer Eventually Got Cured
9
July 2021
Before you say anything, we know what you’re thinking: why should you care that cancer eventu…
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Funding Needed for Life-Saving Surgery
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May 2022
(二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二)$0 raised out of $50000 Please donate to my life-saving surgery. I cannot …